Wednesday, December 05, 2012

How to Avoid Girlfriend at Mid-night? #Joke #Fun

Dialogues are in Hindi ... got it over facebook, could not resist it to share it here!

Girlfriend called 2 her boyfriend at mid-night.



Girl: - Hello Dear .
Boy :- Haan ji (aa gayi maa ki aankh pakaane) .
Girl:- kya kar rahe ho..? .
Boy : kuch nahin (pakode tal raha hoon ) .
Girl : - bataao na..? .
Boy :- kuch nahin dear ( aadhi raat ko kya karte hain..! ) .
Girl: neend nahin aa rahi thi socha chalo call kar loon .
Boy-- achha kiya (kamini kal Office ke late karwaa ke rahegi ) .
Girl : --hello koi gaana sunao naa.. bore ho rahi hoon .
Boy: --nahin yaar (mujhe radio staion samajh rakha hai kya aur 12 baje k baad toh radio channel bhi band ho jaate hain ) .
Girl:-- plz sunao na...... .
Boy:-- kal pakka ( uff iski toh aisi ki taisi ) .
Girl : -- naa mujhe aaj hi sunna hai.. if u luv me den u will sing for me .
Boy : time kya ho raha hai .? dear (yeh padosiyon ko bhi jagwak hi maanegi ) .
Girl : --12:30 .
Boy: -- aur kal mere Office mein bahut kaam hai .
Girl: --tumne toh bola tha ki tum Office ka kaam minto mein karr lete ho .
Boy :- haan (agar nahin bolta toh teri bakwaas kaun sunta ) .
Girl :- sunao naa plzz koi romantic sa gaana .
Boy : par gaane k baad phone rakh degi ( fans gye beta toh jhelna toh padega hi ) .
Girl :- kyun kisi aur ki call ka wait kar rahe ho kya..? .
Boy : nahin darling (ye lo.. saali ne shak karna bhi start kar diya) .
Girl: fir kyun bol rahe ho.. rakhne ko, khao meri kasam ki kisi ki call nahin aayegi.. .
Boy: teri kasam (itni raat ko toh aadmi wrong number bhi nahin lagata) .
Girl : - chalo ab sunao .
Boy: theek hai (beta pyar kiya hai toh jhelna toh padega hi..ban ja aadhi raat ko.. Himesh Reshamiya )
Girl : yeh waala gaao-- adayein bhi hain.. muhabbat bhi hair.. nazaakat bhi hai.. mere mehboob mein . .
Boy:- yeh mujhe nahin aata (kamini ..tareef sunegi apni ) .
Girl : toh koi dusra suna do... .
Boy:- Wait.. sochne de (kya gaaun ki aaj ke baad mere muh se gaana sunne ka naam tak naa le ) .
Girl: Gaao na... .
Boy sings : - . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . phulo ka taroon ka sabka kehna hai.. ek hazaaron mein meri behna hai....... saari umar hamein sang rehna he..!!!!!!!! . (Le aaj ke baad naam nahin legi gaane ka...ishki toh maa ki aankh) .
Girl : -yeh kyun gaaya..? .
Boy : mera favorite song hai (samajhdaar k liye ishara hi kaafi hai kamini ) .
Girl: - hmmmm mujhe neend aa rahi hai.. bye......... .
Boy :- aray kahaan jaa rahi ho..suno toh.. tum nahin sunaaogi kya..? (mission complete) .
Girl:-- bye.. baad mein.. good night..take Care jaanu .
Boy : take care jaan ( jaan Le gayi kamini ..jaanu jaanu bol ke.. o terri.. Yeh toh 2 baj gaye..ab sounga kab aur Jagunga kab ) 
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